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This picture has been hanging on my refrigerator for nine months. I have not yet purchased a bottle of "Heiress Perfume."

Shitheads, start yer engines!

Remember all those promises of personal growth and maturity Paris Hilton made when she got out of jail? Apparently she's not ready to grow out of her misguided attempts to be a pop star.

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WARNING: Get those ear plugs ready cos the musical criminal is working on a second album….

Lock up your dogs, reinforce those windows and hide any valuable china because Paris Hilton has revealed she is recording a second album.

The starlet- who was recently released from prison- has revealed: "I'm already working on my new record I've been in meetings with Scott (Storch) and we've been working on it."

After her self-titled debut (and weak single Stars Are Blind bombed it was assumed the hotel heiress would give up her audio assault on the world.

But no! Paris is now set for a second try and is teaming up with Storch who’s behind hits for Beyonce, 50 Cent and Christina Aguilera. Maybe she'll find inpiration from her time behind bars.

"She takes voice lessons several times a week," an insider told E! Online "She's really serious about her music career."

Oh god, poor us!

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[Hilton] said, "I'm already working on my new record. I've been in meetings with Scott [Storch] and we've been working on it."

Sources close to her say that she's been taking vocal lessons and she's really serious about her music career. Paris......sweetie....taking two dicks in your mouth at once is an art form in itself, but I really wouldn't call that "vocal lessons."

I mean do I really have to remind people that she can't sing! Listen below to hear her completely obliterate Rod Stewart's "Do Ya Think I'm Sexy?" The answer is NO!

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Paris told E! that she had been working with hip-hop producer Scott Storch on her latest project. The producer helped Paris with her last album and has previously worked with top artists such as Beyonce Knowles and Christina Aguilera.

Whether his efforts will pay off remains to be seen, but if Paris' planned second album proves to be a flop the heiress may decide that she is better off appearing on the covers of records rather than making them.

The socialite features in artwork for the latest Smashing Pumpkins album, Zeitgeist.

Meanwhile it seems that Paris' image is in popular demand, with Marvel Comics legend Stan Lee telling TV Guide magazine that he is planning to turn her into a cartoon superhero.

Paris is reportedly working with him on a new cartoon series for MTV.

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Ahem. And

On the list of world's most unnecessary things, a new Paris Hilton album is right up there with parachute pants. Can you imagine what Paris' voice lessons are like? It's probably three minutes of singing, and then an hour and a half of the voice coach trying to break through the window to escape.

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No, really. She's in the studio, recording her second album. You would think that the insanely overwhelming bad press, lack of sales, and the fact that Warner Bros. dropped her would clue her in that she shouldn't make a second album. I usually refuse to use the acronym LOL but in this case... lol.

Lol.