This one's from May, 2006:
Songs that need more airplay [on Radio Disney]: "SOS" even though I'm on overload since about March...this should go to #1. Also Hannah Montana's "Who Said" and any other Hannah Montana song they care to play, "Mandy" by the Jonas Brothers (the kids aren't gonna give a shit about a promotion to meet the Bros if you don't play their song on the radio...jeez when are you people going to hire me?? You need HELP), any number of summer-themed songs that ARE NOT "GRADUATION"!!!!!!
I was right about EVERY SINGLE THING I SAID HERE. "The kids aren't gonna give a shit about a promotion to meet the Bros if you don't play their song on the radio!" "THE. KIDS. AREN'T. ETC." And then they played their songs on the radio and now the kids give a shit! Of course I wasn't so much "prescient" here as I was ignoring the fact that the Jonas Brothers were quickly becoming very popular anyway. But my world with blinders on is more interesting than my world with blinders off, and anyway how can you not have blinders on when EVEN COUNTING PERIPHERAL VISION everyone doesn't see everything and we're all part of this crazy blue Margaret together and also I was right about those dumbass neoracist radio spots. (NEOMETA can be anagrammed into this word: ummmm.... MEAN TOE. TWO WORDS are often better than one. I.e. Fucking Hostile is better than just Hostile, though admittedly it is not better than just Fucking.)
Also. TAME EON. Which is what we're in the middle of, except it's really more of a LAME EON, which can be anagrammed right back into NEOLETA, i.e. ALOE TEN. Neato El! Uh, 'ey, 'ey, 'ey, which hadn't happened yet cuz she was just on SOS which cannot be anagrammed in any particularly satisfying way :(.
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