NEOLOGISM ALERT!
Well, this one isn't exactly a neologism. Lolsbianism basically goes something like this: "Ugh, boys are just TOO AWFUL, I should just turn GAY and that would solve all my problems amirite hehe."
Katy Perry, Imani Copolla...even Skye did it on her last album. The Veronicas at least do a variation that seems more like bisexual free-for-all, and it's not as potentially (though not necessarily, and I've had some interesting conversations about it) problematic as "Secret."
Look, first of all the joke's just not that funny. Haha, guys like girls who kiss girls! But if you ever really did it, they'd FUCKING FLIP OUT, right?!
No, we wouldn't, if we weren't disgusting human beings. It's not a big deal.
And, more importantly...some people are actually gay. They have this thing where they're trying to be treated with the respect and rights that straight people, even the ones who get back at their ex-boyfriends by making out with someone on the same team ("the same team," Imani? Are you FUCKING KIDDING ME???), have. It's kind of still a big deal.
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