Like I'm Marlon Brando

Brie Larson: the Marlon Brando of her generation?

Because Brando also enjoyed Brie.

A Brie Larson demo has surfaced from a 2006 album that I wasn't even aware was in the works (titled Has Factual Information according to her Myspace). The song is called "Stilts and the Titanic," in which Brie proves that:

1) She likes teh indie rock.
2) She can play teh indie rock.
3) She does a decent Liz Phair (Ashlee and Lindsay tend toward teen pop's other reigning matriarch, Courtney Love).
4) Cryptic lyrics are often prettier heard than read:

I dont think much about it/ All I do is live on stilts so I dont fall down

My life vest wont help you pass this test of luck and regret and higher status/ You say that I predict if this were the Titanic you'd escape and I'd go down with the ship

You dont believe that do you?

[chorus]

I won't accept my fate yet/ Let's just live it up on stilts so we don't fall down.

Now about these videos on the blog...look, I'm all about sharing your personal moments to a mass audience (these aren't exactly home movies, but whatever). But if you're going to do the sumo wrestler pillow game, put an APPROPRIATE TRACK behind it.

You have conflated nationalities and chosen to use David Bowie's version of "China Girl." A more appropriate choice would have been "I Love Your Sushi," which I have provided below. Please strip the current soundtrack and re-edit accordingly.

Brie Larson - Stilts and the Titanic (demo)

Daphne & Celeste - I Love Your Sushi