Graduation is overrated

Anti-uglists fail to establish a foothold at Radio Disney

OH SHIT HERE COMES THE TRUTH SQUAD SOMEONE PLEASE PULL THE PLUG ON THIS BEFORE I HAVE TO LISTEN TO IT NO NO NO NO NO NO.


#25 with a turd bullet

EWWW THEY EVEN HAVE THEIR OWN ICON!!! WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO DESERVE THIS THAT MR. C THE SLIDE MAN DIDN'T EXCEPT NOT BE THE GORGEOUSEST MUSICAL PERSONALITY EVER!!!!

If I let this cheeseball cover of a cheeseball song represent one iota of my graduation experience, I encourage you to shoot me in the face. The Truth Squad needs to go back to their respective entertainment careers, which won't result in me mailing them dead mice with a note that says CON-GRAD-ULATIONS! XOXO MICKEY.

Other songs that need to stop being played on Radio Disney THIS INSTANT. "Unwritten," neo-payola'd "On the Ride," "Big Bad Wolf" which is REALLY A LOT LESS CUTE every time I hear it, "I'm Like a Bird" which they don't play often but are playing it now when they could have just as easily played "Maneater" (Radio Disney/Muppet edit: "Mah-na Ma-neater"), neoracist colorblind race promos ("see the person, not the color") which aren't songs per se but get heavy rotation. And anything from High School Musical (is there such a thing as inverse-payola where you pay people NOT to play something again? I'll do that).

Songs that need more airplay: "SOS" even though I'm on overload since about March...this should go to #1. Also Hannah Montana's "Who Said" and any other Hannah Montana song they care to play, "Mandy" by the Jonas Brothers (the kids aren't gonna give a shit about a promotion to meet the Bros if you don't play their song on the radio...jeez when are you people going to hire me?? You need HELP), any number of summer-themed songs that ARE NOT "GRADUATION"!!!!!!