Saturday, July 29, 2006

Duh, she's a ROCK STAR



Lindsay Lohan is a rock star. Her job is not to be "courteous" or punctual or to act like some sort of goody-goody golden child. She explores the depths of her drive to destruction and (co-)fashions timeless pop classics from her raw angst. RAW. ANGST. Historically, this has often required the use of drugs and alcohol and sleeping in on weekdays. Why won't you just let her EXPRESS HERSELF? You really think she's the first rock star to suffer from "heat exhaustion"?

This sounds suspiciously like Morgan Creek's battle cry in the unholy perpetuation of THE WAR ON LINDSAY.

PS - you people are TOTALLY UNINVITED to the War on Lindsay counterterrorism garden party.


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