Hi, Atus!

I have no internet until September 23rd, which means the increasingly popular Cure for Bedbugs will be postponed for like a month. Fun fact: almost every visitor to Cure for Bedbugs was referenced from an MSN or Google search for the ACTUAL cure to bedbugs. Here's a hint: There is no cure for bedbugs. Try cortizone. But this site will provide you entertaining fodder for particularly itchy moments. Trust me, I had them.

OK, news of the day.

1) SMOOSH!

QUICK! GET THESE GIRLS A PRODUCER BEFORE THEY FIND THE FIERY FURNACES EP!!

A tip from a guy who shouldn't be giving "tips"...11 and 13-year-old girls should not be playing to balding male hipster audiences. You should be on Radio Disney, and trust me girlfriend(s), you will not get there with this shit. It is NOT GOOD.

Smoosh Official Site

Stream "Massive Cure"

2) HOT!

Robyn - Robyn. The 2005 comeback. The CULTURAL EVENT. Why did I not post this before? This is, barring some bizarre accident/amazing find, the best pop album of the year.

Robyn Web Site

I will post at least four tracks from this album on the blog when time and internet access permits. It is phenomenal.

3) Konichiwa, Bitches!!!!

See you in a month. Remember, there is NO CURE FOR BEDBUGS.