C Is for Correction

Woops, need to make a correction to yesterday's post about the benefits of a hiatus, in which the plural form of hiatus was referred to as "HIATUSES." Of course, as we all know, it should have been HIATI. Not to be confused with Haiti, high tea, hi-fi, Hattie [McDonald, Hurricane, or Panama], I Thai [not to be confused with I Am Cuba], Mai Tai, HIAT [High Incidence Accessible Technology], hiati of the dental variety [these are submicronic and can be found in acid-etched dentin and are artifacts of desiccation, not to be confused with dissertation, dessertarian, Desi Arnaz, or decision-making abilities or lack thereof, which I do not lack -- I lack them -- when it comes to figuring out what to blog about during my blog break].

I also need to color correct w/ filter (if I'm shooting daylight balanced film under tungsten lights, what color filter will I need? I'm not actually doing this -- it's just an informal quiz to see who amongst you is paying attention. No one has taken me up on my HIATUS WORDPLAY CHALLENGE yet, see details below.), correct my grammar when I don't write good, correct my posture when I don't stand right, not write when I need to be reading and then writing, and not here, not now, still me.

I also need to correct a statement I made and then deleted, about a year later, regarding Brie Larson's singing abilities. When I claimed "the girl can't sing," I mistyped. What I originally typed: "the girl canary wasn't a stool pigeon so she wouldn't sing." You can see which part was inexplicably and most unfortunately deleted, so I went back and deleted the rest.

Did you know that when you write things on the internet and then privately disown them, people can still see what you wrote in the past without the knowledge that you've since moved on? At least in print publications the materials degrade into nothingness in a matter of decades; the internet is forever, or so I've been led to believe.

Did you know that Kevin Federline has a hit out on him? And this from no less reliable a source than Entertainment Tonight. Who'd wanna kill K-Fed? He should really consider a few hiati from the public hate eye. (Not to be confused with Haiti.)

(K-Fed must be feeling totally k-shitty right now. And just think, before this his only concern was gettin' k-runk.)