MY TEENPOP YEAR (AND A HALF)

EDIT: COPIES STILL AVAILABLE! (check back throughout the day for the other links)

DISC ONE: LAUGH (82 MB)
(*note: Reggaeton Ninos should be #17 and Bratz should be #14, order was screwed up)
DISC TWO: LOVE (82 MB)
(*note: t.A.T.u. should be #19, ditto)
DISC THREE: CRY (85.5 MB)
DISC FOUR: THINK (83.3 MB)
DISC FIVE: FUCK (83 MB)

1. Hello again. Still me, still now.

2. Still in film school. WTF. But I did manage to dash off a little teenpop essay before I re-enrolled, which will be up at Stylus all week.

The TEENPOP MEGAMIX (TP1-5) will be is now available here. The mix is divided into five CDs in five categories (LAUGH, LOVE, CRY, THINK, and FUCK), each spanning 20 songs. Should note that I don't necessarily LOVE all of these songs, but they make for a faskinatin' mix.

More commentary as the piece unfurls -- today is day one: LAUGH!

3. IT'S BRITNEY, BITCH.

4. IT'S V.A.T.U, BITCH.

5. IT'S DAHV, BITCH. <--new song, "Suburbia Disturbia," whose lyrics go a little somethin' like:

Suburbia disturbia
Suburbia disturbia

There once was a teen from suburbia who had a little case of disturbia
She pulled her shirt up for all of the boys in her classroom

There once was a man from suburbia who had a little case of disturbia
He came home drunk and drove his car into my bedroom

CHORUS:
These are the people in your neighborhood, most of them have kids
They babysit, they carpool and do pilates (5,6,7,8)
These are the people in your neighborhood, shopping at the GAP
They drive around in SUVs and are always full of crap

Starbucks is the place where divorcees and soccer moms stand on common ground
(Finally!)
There are mini-mansions in suburbia
But the mortgages are disturbia
Yet they always find a way to have a party

CHORUS

There once was a mom in suburbia, who had a little case of disturbia
She ran off with the pool guy and now lives in Brazil (real nice)