OMG MANUFACSHURED
...Until Saturday, so as to reflect Ms. Sweetnam's 19th birthday.
Today's FRIDAY NEWS comes from Popjustice, who reminded me thru email that, yes, there is a special GIRL GROUP to keep tabs on...
THE LOVEMARKS!!!
The group is now called Honeyshot, and they have a single out called "Style, Attract, Play." This is also, coincidentally enough, the motto for Shockwaves, a new hair product in the UK. The artist featuring the girl group's name is...Shocka. (Er, shocka.)
Now, some of you recent googlers may be asking yourselves, having read three full paragraphs of TEXT to get to your hott Taylor Swift pix, WHY "THE LOVEMARKS"?
Silly googlers, don't you remember?
Lovemarks form a key pillar in what we believe. Lovemarks are super-developed brands that inspire loyalty beyond reason. The relationship Lovemarks have with the people who buy them is not built on function, but on emotion....and function.
Also, THE LOVEMARKS is a much much much better name than HONEYSHOT, which makes me feel kind of icky (and, uh, sticky).
So, here is my three point plan:
(1) EVERYONE MUST CALL THE BAND FORMERLY KNOWN AS HONEYSHOT BY ITS RIGHTFUL NAME: THE LOVEMARKS!
(2) SEE POINT (1)
(3) OK NOW YOU CAN SCROLL DOWN TO TAYLOR "SHE'S QUITE TALL, ISN'T SHE" SWIFT.
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